What a year 2012 has been!!
For me, 2012 has been a year of ups and downs. I have had many triumphs, a few blunders, and have experienced great tragedy. But no matter what has come my way, the one thing that I can say is that I have learned!! I think I have become a better person. I hope I have! In the next year I plan on refocusing and really getting my company in a few different directions. I have accomplished what I have set out to do so far and I look forward to meeting the next phase in my plan for world domination. ;)
Many of my triumphs have been in my professional life but, one triumph on a personal level came in the form of a relationship. While it wasn't very successful to say the very least, it helped me prove to myself that maybe I can settle down and do the whole wifed up bit. Even with all my flaws and believe me there are many, that person still loved me!! I really would like to thank that person for going on that journey with me. I really learned a lot and I hope you did too.
As for blunders I left GCU after spending quite a bit of time there. It just wasn't for me. I have not been able to find the right fit for me in a music education program. I learned so much from my voice teacher while there but for the first time in my entire life I wasn't enjoying my other music classes particularly the choirs. I stayed as long as I could and got what I could out of the program, but ultimately it wasn't for me. But what I gained from it was that I found that I had a passion from something else that I had long forgotten about…. writing. I am not saying I am the greatest writer, but man is it ever a stress reliever for me. Everyone knows I have a big mouth and I sure do love to run it!! But when I am able to put my thoughts down on paper leave it for a while, and then come back to it, and organize it, I think I come up with some great ideas. It really helps me to focus all the craziness going on in my brain. The funny thing is I would always recommend journaling to my clients at Salvation Army. I guess some times you just have to take your own advice. I would like to thank someone great who has come in to my life this year for buying me a journal. It has been a great tool for me to focus my thoughts and figure out what it is I want to do. Thank you Alex. :)
Well lets get down to business the reason we are all here. The XJ's!! My picks for best of's for 2012!! It has been a crazy, unconventional year that I swear only lasted a week!! We've seen an eclipse, the end of the world, and most importantly the end of that terrible actress Kristen Stewart being in major motion pictures!! I hope her time is up now that twilight is out!! Don't get me wrong I loved those movies. I cried during the battle scene at the end of breaking dawn part 2. But man is she bad!! I swear I was a better actor in my drama 1 class in high school and I know far better actors from my time at GCU!!
Ok so lets get to the awards.
Cutest New Couple
Cindy and Jordan. Let me tell you this couple completely came out of left field. But I love this new pairing. I am glad they found each other and I really think that this is going to be a couple to look out for. Damn breeders. Hope you guys have lots of babies and get in to the highest levels of Mormon heaven!!
Best Public Break Up
Well I am not going to put anyone on blast but we had some great break ups in 2012. The best part is they happened on social media. I love it when shit pops off on Facebook. It definitely provides us all with something interesting to watch. Who needs daytime TV when you have Facebook!! Days of our lives happens on my laptop and iPhone all day everyday!!
Best Make Over
Jessica Mena for Blondes really do Have More Fun!! I really have loved Mena's transformation from Blonde to Brunette. It is a great new look for her!!
Cougar of the year
The Cougar of the year this year Isn't a Cougar at all but a Manther!! This Award goes to Anthony Ashley I don't think I have ever met someone quite like him. He lets the claws out and goes after all those boys!!
The Bitch needs to buy a vowel award
And the XJ goes to Jessca… lets be real your name is JESS-I-CA!! Enough said!! Love you girl. ;)
Best duo or group performance Award
The Towers of Power Lady D, Desire with an E herself Desiree Torres, and Mr. Justin Espinoza!! When these two come to the yard you know BIG THINGS are going down!!
Hottest Mess of 2012 Award
Marisa Tarazon is being award the hot mess of 2012 award for her scene on the last night of our Jamaican cruise this summer. If only there was a video of her falling off the top bunk while sleeping and me catching her!! SMH the crazy things we do on vacation!!
Coolest Bitches I know Award
Ro and Mar. Hands down the best people I know. Not only are they always there for me when I need them but they are just too cool for school. They where hip hop before hip hop was cool and I have had some of the greatest adventures of my life with them!! I love you guys!!
Too High to function Award
Edward Salazar. This nigga is always high!!! And is probably the biggest hippy I know lol He gives Chong a run for his money!!
Best Drunk Makeout session by a non couple Award
Des and Nettie….. the sight after I got home from Karaoke Night at Fuego is one that is etched in my mind forever. The video is going to be released in early 2013. Stay tuned.
The Game Award
Elaina Medina this chick has game for sure. She is so the female me and I love it!! I had the joy of meeting Elaina in 2012 and I don't think life will ever be quite the same I love you girl!!
Too Gay to function Award
Alex Campos. All it takes is saying its Britney Bitch and he gets going with his little muppet voice and scream and it is over!!
Ghettoest Dumb Criminal of the year Award
Rafel Manuel "Xavier/ Pelon" Martinez for stealing my car and having all his information on Facebook. I hope you enjoy your prison time!! That pretty little mouth and ass will come in handy there!!
Favorite Drag Performer of 2012 Award
Ruby Reynolds!! I love her. She's Always looking good!! But look out Ruby you have some new competition in the coming year!! ;)
She Tastes Like Candy Award
This Award goes to Eddie Cruz for his make out scene with Alyssa. He pretty much was eating her face off!!
I AM A GROWN ASS MAN AWARD
The I am a grown ass man award goes to Johnny. This line comes out of his mouth more times then he cums on some helpless little bottoms face.
I hope you have enjoyed my awards. Truthfully I am so blessed to have so many wonderful people in my life. Have a safe and fun New Years. Remember be responsible and don't drink and drive!! DRIVE HAMMERED AND GET NAILED!! See you all in 2013!!
